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drsonic1:

greatjaggi:

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"Ah~ You must be the new security guard. I’m Foxy, you can come visit me in the pirate’s den if you ever get lonely~"

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"I heard somebody needed me?"

(via awesomesparkleparty)

darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

darrenbuttisgoodbutt:

my very first date didn’t go well because we were at the movie theater and in the middle of the movie the guy just swiftly stuck his hand in my bra and cupped my boob and said “my boob” and i told him that if he ever assumed he owned part of my body again i would sell his intestines on the black market. not much has changed since i was 12

except 12 year old me could you know. get a date.

(via johnlocknessmonster)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via motherofshakespeare)

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ivantalia:

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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(via motherofshakespeare)

icelandichookerheels:

But guys hetalia hunger games where Austria is the first to die because he trips on the platform and snaps his neck.

(via awesomesparkleparty)

noodle2thedoodle:

catnipghost:

That will be ms. Paint! I will make her clothes with fabric. Im too tired.

COOOOL o0o
kingsleyyy:

reblog if this cat is prettier than you
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